やさしい英語会話 (327) Changing Sexes

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数年前に大ヒットし、社会現象にもなったあのアニメ映画を覚えている方も多いと思います。もしもあの映画とそっくりの出来事が起こったら、あなたならどうしますか…!?
 

*** It's a Good Expression ***
(今回の重要表現)

swap
交換する

rough
カサカサする

the Engineering Department
工学部

gosh
ああもう!

pregnant
妊娠する

I’ve got to find her.
彼女を探さなきゃ。

Shoot!
=Gosh

freakin’ hard
めっちゃ難しい

messed-up
ぐちゃぐちゃの

submit
提出する

fluid dynamics
流体力学

Shakespearean sonnets
シェイクスピアのソネット

Why did it turn out like this…
なんでこんなことになっちゃったの。

*** Script ***
Changing Sexes

(In the beginning, each person is in a different place.)
M: Where… where am I...? Wait. I feel… different… My skin feels so rough… Oh, NOT good. (looking in the mirror) Ahhhh…. Wait. I… I changed… into a man?? Oh, my god!

W: Hey, where am I…? Wait. I feel different… My chest feels… heavier… (looking in the mirror) Ahh… What? I’m a woman?? Ah!!

M: Oh, good that I found his student ID card. His name is… Yamamoto? A 2nd-year student in the Engineering Department at Hiroshima University. Gosh, what should I do? First, I need to find myself! Hope he doesn’t make a mistake with MY BODY. I’d hate to be pregnant now!

W: Wait, how do I put on this bra? Oh, this is her student ID card! Let’s see… Akari, a 3rd-year student in the Faculty of Literature. Where should I go? Ah! I’ve got to find her. Shoot! It’s so freakin’ hard to wear women’s clothes!

(Both of them heading towards the campus)

M: I hope he didn’t go to the class ahead of me. Where are you!!

(They pass each other)

M, W: Wait!! Stop!!

W: Aren’t you Akari? I’m Yamamoto, the original owner of your body! Please give me back my body!

M: Yeah, I’m Akari. Wait! What’s that messed-up make-up on your face? You also didn’t put on a bra? You’re ruining my body! Oh no!!!

W: I’ve never done any make-up in my entire life. Ah! The class bell’s going to ring soon. Akari, don’t forget to submit my fluid dynamics report.

M: Hey, I don’t even know what fluid dynamics is! I’m so sorry! By the way, I have a seminar about Shakespearean sonnets, so be ready for that!

W: Oh, no! I don’t know ANYTHING about Shakespeare, or literature! Why did it turn out like this… Why did our bodies get swapped!!?

M, W: Oh god!! Someone please save us!!

(Written by Kyoung Jo)

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